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Thursday, July 29, 2004
First Impressions
Little rocky and disjointed in the beginning but I thought our man came on strong in the last minutes and scored some heavy body shots. Overall, I'd give him a solid A-, the minus is for trying to cover too much ground. Certainly it was a lot better than the excerpts released earlier this evening suggested it would be. The network's one-hour coverage format forces speakers to rush and doesn't leave time for the kind of dramatic pauses that frame and separate really important statements from the merely important. If I were Shrub's speechwriter I would write shorter and leave more time for the audience to whoop it up.
How refreshing to have a prospective president who can actually speak the language although I could swear he said "25% of children in Harlem suffer from hair pollution." Maybe he was thinking of Reverend Al.
posted by Jerry Bowles
11:06 PM
Kerry's Speech - Good Parts Edition
For those of you who can't stay awake until 11 pm or so, here are some excerpts from Kerry's acceptance speech, via PRNewswire: My fellow Americans, this is the most important election of our lifetime. The stakes are high. We are a nation at war -- a global war on terror against an enemy unlike any we have ever known before. And here at home, wages are falling, health care costs are rising, and our great middle class is shrinking. People are working weekends; they're working two jobs, three jobs, and they're still not getting ahead.
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We can do better and we will. We're the optimists. For us, this is a country of the future. We're the can do people. And let's not forget what we did in the 1990s. We balanced the budget. We paid down the debt. We created 23 million new jobs. We lifted millions out of poverty and we lifted the standard of living for the middle class. We just need to believe in ourselves -- and we can do it again.
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So tonight, in the city where America's freedom began, only a few blocks from where the sons and daughters of liberty gave birth to our nation -- here tonight, on behalf of a new birth of freedom -- on behalf of the middle class who deserve a champion, and those struggling to join it who deserve a fair shot --- for the brave men and women in uniform who risk their lives every day and the families who pray for their return - for all those who believe our best days are ahead of us - for all of you -- with great faith in the American people, I accept your nomination for President of the United States.
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As president, I will ask hard questions and demand hard evidence. I will immediately reform the intelligence system - so policy is guided by facts, and facts are never distorted by politics. And as president, I will bring back this nation's time-honored tradition: the United States of America never goes to war because we want to, we only go to war because we have to.
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I defended this country as a young man and I will defend it as President. Let there be no mistake: I will never hesitate to use force when it is required. Any attack will be met with a swift and certain response. I will never give any nation or international institution a veto over our national security. And I will build a stronger American military.
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In these dangerous days there is a right way and a wrong way to be strong. Strength is more than tough words. After decades of experience in national security, I know the reach of our power and I know the power of our ideals.
We need to make America once again a beacon in the world. We need to be looked up to and not just feared.
We need to lead a global effort against nuclear proliferation - to keep the most dangerous weapons in the world out of the most dangerous hands in the world.
We need a strong military and we need to lead strong alliances. And then, with confidence and determination, we will be able to tell the terrorists: You will lose and we will win. The future doesn't belong to fear; it belongs to freedom.
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And the front lines of this battle are not just far away - they're right here on our shores, at our airports, and potentially in any town or city.
Today, our national security begins with homeland security. The 9-11 Commission has given us a path to follow, endorsed by Democrats, Republicans, and the 9-11 families. As president, I will not evade or equivocate; I will immediately implement the recommendations of that commission. We shouldn't be letting ninety-five percent of container ships come into our ports without ever being physically inspected. We shouldn't be leaving our nuclear and chemical plants without enough protection. And we shouldn't be opening firehouses in Baghdad and closing them down in the United States of America.
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My fellow citizens, elections are about choices. And choices are about values. In the end, it's not just policies and programs that matter; the president who sits at that desk must be guided by principle.
For four years, we've heard a lot of talk about values. But values spoken without actions taken are just slogans. Values are not just words. They're what we live by. They're about the causes we champion and the people we fight for. And it is time for those who talk about family values to start valuing families.
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We value jobs that pay you more not less than you earned before. We value jobs where, when you put in a week's work, you can actually pay your bills, provide for your children, and lift up the quality of your life. We value an America where the middle class is not being squeezed, but doing better. I, for one, hope this press release is really a RNC dirty trick and that Kerry actually plans to say something interesting or important or, god help us, original.
posted by Jerry Bowles
6:20 PM
Meanwhile, Upstage...
Any bets on whether Shrub will roll out a dozen "Homeland Security" initiatives (that he could have put into effect any time over the past three years) sometime before noon tomorrow to divert attention from the Kerry nomination and try to capture the weekend news cycle? Do you think it might look a little too...obvious?
posted by Jerry Bowles
4:55 PM
The Dukes of Deception
As John Kerry primps for his “defining moment” his Dems are getting into a Texas-size pissing contest with the GOP over “homeland” security. To save their own asses on election day (if we have one) Congress will hold a special session to rubber stamp White House legislation that puts our constitutional rights on a short leash. Kerry is praising a Kean Commission report that exculpates the FBI from the “intelligence failures” associated with 9/11. The report conveniently postponed examining the Bush administration and does not plan to look into the Saudi connection. While positioned by the media as a fair broker, Kean is on the board of Amerada-Hess, a company with big time Saudi connections. It’s ironic that Jesse Jackson got ten minutes to address the Dems yesterday, but Willie Brown, who was told not to fly to New York the day before 9/11, didn’t. If George Bush had advance knowledge of 9/11 (as his behavior when “informed” of the event by Andy Card suggests he may have) John Kerry doesn’t want to go there. But then he never got to the bottom on his vaunted BCCI investigation either.
posted by Groom
2:55 PM
Coultergeist
One of the pleasant surprises to come out of the Democratic Convention so far has been the fact that Ann Coulter -- by the end of the first day! -- got herself shitcanned by yet another media outlet (the first being National Review Online; this one being USA Today), for spewing this particular brain-damaged screed. Coulter, who seems to envision herself as the Hunter S. Thompson of the Right, ignores two main differences between herself and Hunter: (1) you could always dismiss his more hallucinogenic rants as the product of psychoactive substances; and (2) his writing was actually funny, while making a point.
Perhaps Coulter's inflammatory and fact-deprived "journalism" will improve once the gender-reassignment surgery is complete, and the estrogen treatments take hold.
posted by Michael
11:42 AM
Shameless Pandering
The Washington Post is having a "Best Blogs" contest. It's completely open-ended, readers can nominate any blog they like in a number of different categories. If you like what we do here and are so inclined, drop over there and give us some props. "Outside the Beltway" and "Most Original" look good. Too bad they don't have a category called "best blog that doesn't ask for money."
posted by Jerry Bowles
10:28 AM
Tonight’s The Night
There is an old joke that goes like this: An expert asks participants in a lecture on improving marriage how frequently they make love. Starting in the front row, they volunteer "three times a week," "every day," "once weekly," "several times on the weekend," etc. He is still working his way through the front rows when he notices one participant jumping up and down in the back of the room, waving his arms, trying to get everyone’s attention. Finally, because he is disrupting the class, the instructor calls on him and asks, “How often do you make love?” “Once a year, once a year,” the man shouts out. “Once a year?” the expert says. “Why are you so excited then?” The jubilant answer comes back, “Tonight’s the night, tonight’s the night.”
I have this sinking feeling that after last night’s let-down in convention speak, and Edwards’ valiant attempt to vindicate his selection, that this is Kerry's one shot at getting those of us who view him as simply "not the other guy" and those coveted independents and marginal Republicans to fall in love with him. I don’t have confidence that he will rise to the occasion (no pun intended) as Bush did in his crucible moment in the 2000 Republican Convention. I’m not convinced that “hope is on the way.” On the other hand, it may turn out that hope is the only thing on the way.
I’m hoping Kerry, the kid, shows up rather than Kerry, the seasoned senator. I’m hoping he tosses some red meat to the crowd and doesn’t cower to those who caution a middle road to woo fence sitters. Like the old saw, you only get once chance to make a first impression and Kerry needs to draw a strong contrast between himself and Bush in both personal and policy terms. Bush has the personal edge, and Kerry has the policy edge, but if the love affair with Kerry is going to be more than a one-night stand, he needs to deliver on the personal side and show us a Kerry that we can be passionate about over the long haul. Tonight’s the night.
posted by Josh
8:30 AM
Support Our Troops
Among the many great things that Barack Obama said the other night, none is truer or more important than this: When we send our young men and women into harm's way, we have a solemn obligation not to fudge the numbers or shade the truth about why they are going, to care for their families while they're gone, to tend to the soldiers upon their return and to never, ever go to war without enough troops to win the war, secure the peace and earn the respect of the world. Yesterday's bloodbath in Iraq and the daily additions to the total more than 900 Americans already dead are grim reminders that the Bush administration went to war on the cheap and our troops are suffering from that misguided decision. The Pentagon's ineptitude borders on the criminal.
posted by Jerry Bowles
8:02 AM

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